Red tea tastes like wood

"Oh, you brewed tea! Can I have some?"

"Sure, help yourself."

*Sniffs* "Smells funny."

"Do you think so?"

"Yeah. *Sniffs* What kind of tea is this, anyway?"

"It is red tea. It carries a lot more stuff, but I threw away the box and, frankly, I cannot remember all of them. Something to do with kiwi."

"Yuck!"

"What?"

"Gosh, this tastes disgusting!"

"No, it doesn't!"

"C'mon, have you taken a sip? It is super strange!"

"No, is not. What is your problem? Any time I brew red tea you come up with some weird commentaries. If you don't like, then stop trying to drink it!"

"Agh, my tongue. Now my whole mouth tastes like wood!"

"Like what?"

"Wood! Haven't you noticed? Red tea tastes exactly like wood!"

"... I wonder in what circumstances have you licked wood before to distinguish so easily its taste..."